Quotington

On Beatrice Doing The MJ

Mom:

It's worse?

Beatrice:

Yeah. I just take pain relievers when I wake up.

Mom:

WHY DO YOU DO THAT??

Beatrice:

What?

Mom:

BEA YOU NEED TO STOP WITH THOSE PAIN MEDICATIONS!! YOU'LL START RELYING ON THEM!

Beatrice:

Relax mom...it's just Advil.

Mom:

DO YOU WANT TO END UP LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON?? DO YOU WANT TO DIE??

Beatrice:

Mom...you have to take very strong pain medications in very large amounts to end up that way. Plus, it wasn't even ibuprofen that he was taking...

Mom:

WHERE DO YOU THINK HE STARTED?? OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO DIE. OH MY GOD YOU'RE GOING TO END UP MICHAEL JACKSONED.

Beatrice:

...

Aww... at least Mom cares. :

)